I've discovered that the only way to motivate myself to blog is to read the most recent entry of every single blog I follow, even if they haven't been updated in a thousand years. In fact, this is the IDEAL situation, because I begin to think, "Holy jeez, Robin/Elizabeth/Megan Bauer/Sara George-Kreider/various other bloggeritas, why haven't you updated your blog so that I can read about the life you are leading oh-so-far away from mine?" (Robin is the exception to this, because she is close, but I still like to see pictures of video games and bacon and the like, so there.) Directly after these indignant thoughts stew for a moment, I then realize that my own poor, neglected blog has been lonely for like, six weeks. Do you realize how long a wait that it in cyberspace? They should have a Blog Protection Services agency to take blogs away from people like me--the people who promise that they're ready for the commitment and then shirk away from all updating responsibility. (As a side note, they probably already DO have "the BPS," but it's probably part of the FBI and they hunt down people who use blogspot to plot terrorism, or something.)
In other, less conspiratoral news, Ricky and I made a road trip to Florida last weekend! As usual, I did not take any pictures, mainly because all we did was look at a quantity of apartments that exceeds the number of X-files episodes ever seen by a certain SGK, and I didn't think anyone wanted to scroll through repetitive panels of off-white walls and beige carpet. I figured this extensively long (15 hours) road trip would be a great time to start a new hobby, since reading in the car makes me motion-sick. (I still try every time just to see if I've outgrown it. Next year?) So, I bought some eggplant-colored yarn, a crochet needle, and set off to become the new starlet of crochet-dom. To give you some backstory on my yarn-related experiences, I used to knit. In the 4th grade, to be specific. My school had a knitting club, but it was run by a teacher whom I loathed to my pre-pubescent core, so I refused to join...but still wanted to knit. I expressed this to my better-than-the-knitting-club-lady teacher, who then sat me down and helped me knit a blanket. "I'm a blanket-making prodigy!" thought my 9-year-old brain, who then promptly lost all interest and moved on to Pokemon cards.
So there I was, over a decade later, trying to dredge up some elementary school crafting expertise as I branched out into the exciting world of crocheting. After a lumpy 4x4 square comprised of all the basic stitches in my "how-to" book and some enthusiastic praise from Ricky (you see why I married him), I went back to eating Cheez-Its and watching Strong Bad emails on my iPod. My attention span hasn't matured much since age nine. Maybe one day the post-married crafty gene that seems to be popping up in 90% of people (and blogs) I know will activate and suddenly I'll be whipping up wall hangings and baby shower gifts and maybe even care enough to save up for a sewing machine. Or, I could just continue to kick everyone's collective rear end at Super Smash Brothers. Whichever.
What was I blogging about? Florida. Right. Fast forward 14 hours from the crochet episode, and Ricky and I--after passing Disney World (with exchanges of "WE ARE SO CLOSE TO DISNEY WORLD!") and Tampa ("WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE YANKEES' SPRING TRAINING FIELD!")--are in beautiful, rich, manicured Naples, Florida. Did I mention I got three nights at our hotel for $140 total (including taxes and booking fees)? I did. Bargain hunting should be an Olympic sport.
Seriously, though, Naples is gorgeous. I mean, the town was (really) named after Naples, Italy, because the people who founded it thought it compared in beauty. That sounds greats and everything when you're reading it, but being there is entirely different. It's not often that I'm excited to move someplace--I really looooooathe (I hope your mental voice held out that "o") uprooting--but I'm excited to live in Naples. We toured Ricky's law school (loved it!), visited the beach at night (a requirement), and even went to the movies (Prince of Persia for $3 each! The movie wasn't that great, but hey--three bucks!). There are so many ethnic restaurants in that city that I'm pretty sure we're going to be cardboard box-living broke within a month of moving, especially now that we've discovered this totally authentic, totally delicious Greek place. There's also a Mexican place called "Mr. Tequila," which is obviously the English-speaking twin of "Don Tequila," and we took that as a good sign. (We're going to call it "Mr. T's," in honor of good old "Donny.") It was a struggle to leave, let me tell you. In-between apartment shopping, we even toured Florida Gulf Coast University--the place where (fingers crossed) I'll be starting my English M.A. program in August! I say "fingers crossed" because I haven't finished my application yet (I'm taking the GRE this month), but I've got a good feeling about it. The original application deadline was in February--well before we knew we were moving to Naples--so I thought I was out of luck. When I called the head of the program to beg for an exception, however, she told me that the deadline had been extended until August! If I hadn't been trying to pass myself off as a mature, responsible, emotionally stable adult over the phone, I would've cheered. Instead, I went with, "I'm quite pleased to hear that!" or something around that level of lameness.
Speaking of school: a lot of the apartments we looked at were "income-restricted," meaning you couldn't make over a certain amount if you lived there. (I'm sure you're not surprised when I tell you it's a government thing.) Cool, fine, whatever--but you can't have both renters going to school full-time, either. That was what killed the deal for Ricky and me, because he wants me to be able to go back to school if I want to...and, obviously, I do. (Enough to pay out-of-state tuition for a year until I get FL residency, even! Sigh.) Therefore, we picked someplace else. Two bedroom, two bath, carpeted, and even a separate dining area, which is a serious step up from our current apartment. It's practically a just-under-1000-square-feet palace. The best (or worst) thing about being graduate students is that they allocate living expenses in your student loans, which means that Ricky's student loan amounts are absolutely through the roof, but it gives us the money to pay off our entire lease up-front. (When I saw the dollar signs, I had to keep telling myself that this is how 95% of everyone pays for law school. Otherwise, I was going to pass out.) This is an extra blessing given the fact that jobs in Naples are few and far-between, and I probably won't be able to find anything until we move down there. Worst case scenario, I take Master's classes and don't worry about being a grown-up with a job ever again! :D
I promise I'll put pictures up of our new apartment once we're there. Or, better yet, you could just come visit! We'll have no friends and a second bedroom, so why not import some already-established friends to Naples? Eh?
On our way back from Florida, we stopped overnight in Charleston for a blitz visit with some of my long-time gal pals (and guy pals, even). We attempted to visit Waffle House at 1:00 am once the Sabbath was over, but the federal holiday weekend struck and the place was packed with potheads and some seriously wasted 20-somethings. Back in the car to IHOP (I definitely wrote that as "iHop" just now)--less crowded, but it took forever to get our food! FOREVER. We didn't get back to Alaina and Thomas's townhouse until 5:00 am. Birds were chirping! Ricky and I consider this a huge breakthrough for married couples, because we have yet to know anyone personally who has gotten married and stayed out this late. The lack of sleep did have me making a fool of myself, of course, but what are high school friends for if not for accepting you as an idiot? :) Special thanks to Lainy and Thomas, who let us crash at their house even though they were (literally) moving in when we got to Chas. They are, quite possibly, the coolest people to ever exist.
So there you have it, friends. Another traveling adventure in the lives of the Jensens. We also went to a Yankees/Orioles game in April, which I just remembered that I forgot to blog about, but trust me when I say it was good...and cold. And the Yankees lost. But Ricky bought me hot chocolate and a pretzel, and we had a great view, and Ricky was happy to be there, and baseball is much more exciting in person, so it was still good.
In later April, we went to Monticello, home of the oh-so-famous Tom Jefferson, whom I don't really like much as a person but have to respect as the author of the Declaration of Independence. My verdict on the house: definitely cool, but I wouldn't pay the money ($23 each!!) to go again. I'd just walk around the beautiful grounds. Ricky and I have a list of historic VA sites to visit before we leave. Williamsburg is next on the list!
We also booked a bed-and-breakfast in Palmyra to go see the Hill Cumorah pageant in July! Neither of us have been before, so I bought the room as Ricky's graduation present. We're stinkin' excited.
As a closing note (and perhaps the best part of this entire post), I got to play Scrabble with Professor Dransfield--and won. We're having a rematch, of course, but seriously. It was awesome.
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"Can I substitute my eggs for three more sausage links?"
"No, ..."
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"What kind of pancakes do you want"
"This one doesn't come with pancakes!"
"Katie, um, this is part of the pancake special"
"!..."
*mound of jiggling and giggling curls*
So, that isn't word by word, but it is the best I could remember. Also, don't feel bad, I made the same mistake the night before that night/morning, but I didn't get as far as the waiter.
Long story short, we miss you and love you (and I guess Randall...I mean Ricky....too)! We'll see you Sunday!
So you looked at over 200 apartments, did you (Fact: there's 201 episodes of the X-Files)?
Anywhos, yeah, medical school does the same thing with the loans and living expenses. I fear Harry and I shall be in debt for many generations. But you just have to remember that Doctors and Lawyers make a lot of money, and that is why their schooling is so ridiculous. At least they BETTER make a lot of money.
Anyways, one day I will come down to the delightful-sounding Naples, Florida and we shall go to Harry Potter world together. Florida is a nice place. There's lots of tiny lizards there if I remember correctly.
Now I feel pressured to update my blog. Thank you, Katie Randall-Jensen for the reminder. Yay for your entertaining blog!!!!
I love your blog, by the way. It's amusing, in the best sense. I'm glad that you like Florida; it is my second home. And Sara's right, there are loads of tiny adorable geckos running around. Wait until you see two of them fighting (they change colors!). Did I just waste two sentences on lizards? If you ever get a hanckering for Orlando, I want in! It's three hours south from here and then you, Sara, and I can act like insane crazies in Universal Studios/Harry Potter world.
If we went to Harry Potter World I would talk with a British accent all day long. No joke.
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